That’s right people It’s the first Saturday in January and you know what time it is. If you haven’t thought of it by now for you slow ones it’s time for some fucking football. We have 2 games on today and both should be interesting and exciting to watch….. obviously it’s the fucking playoffs.
Our first match up of the day consists of 2 rookie quarterbacks. One being a soulless ginger from TCU Andy Dalton, who happens to be a beast at chuckin the rock. The other rookie is T.J Yates from North Carolina. Should be a promising showdown between the two. I have the Texans pulling this one off though… Arian Foster is too much of a beast in the running game to be stopped.
This is the match up i’m looking forward to. Two high powered offense’s ready to leave both defenses holdin their dicks. Here is another great quarterback match up with that poop stain face Drew Brees and Matthew Stafford who happens to look a hell of a lot like comedian T.J. Miller. No? Yes? Maybe? whatever I think he does. I have the Saint’s taking this one Brees is to niceeeeee (Loso voice) Beers and football today people, beers and football…..mmm gotta love them beers.