NFL To Allow Players To Tweet During Pro Bowl

The NFL, often referred to as the “No-Fun-League,” is finally somewhat embracing social media by allowing players to tweet during this Sunday’s Pro Bowl.  The only downside is the fact that the player has to go up to a designated computer on the sidelines to make the tweet.  You may remember a few hefty fines given out last year to players who were tweeting during a game. -J

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The Jets Pick Up Dolphin Shit.

I know all my DolFans will appreciate this one. Sources say the scumbag New York Jets have thrown out shit for more shit! Ex Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano has taken over Brian Schottenheimer’s job as the offensive coordinator. I feel this is a good thing for us, mainly because Tony Sparano is a over sized piece of shit who can’t coach football. Good luck with Dirty Sanchez and having to listen to that other fat fuck Rex Ryan talk about sucking feet and figuring out what the snack of the day is. Click here for the full article.

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Stone Cold Steve Austin & Tim Tebow 3:16

Stone Cold Steve Austin and Tim Tebow

So according to the original 3:16, Stone Cold Steve Austin will gladly give the rights to of his trademark name to Tim Tebow. Only on one condition though, Tebow needs to throw for another 316 yards vs the Patriots. You can read the full article here. Damn, I miss watching Steve Austin rape people in the WWF. The Stone Cold Stunner is hands down the best wrestling finisher of all time! 

Tim Tebow : Time To Suck Today's Dick

So as most of you know whether you like NFL football or not, today is the day Tim Tebow’s bandwagon can sit down and shut the fuck up. I’m sorry, but if you think Tim Tebow is going to beat the Pittsburgh Steeler’s in the playoffs you have to be fucking high. Anyone who knows the game of football knows damn well Timmy is no where near good enough to be a starting NFL QB . Yeah he won some games, some miracle shit happened blah blah blah. It’s time to face reality people!!! Troy Polamalu and the rest of the Steeler’s defense are going to shove their foots so far up Timmy boys ass he is going to wish he had just excepted the fact he’s gay and run off with his lover Urban Meyer. Sorry for the vulgar slur, but I just had to get that off my chest. I have the Steelers winning this one 24-7. Enjoy your football Sunday and go STEELERS!

NFL Playoffs

 

That’s right people It’s the first Saturday in January and you know what time it is. If you haven’t thought of it by now for you slow ones it’s time for some fucking football.  We have 2 games on today and both should be interesting and exciting to watch….. obviously it’s the fucking playoffs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our first match up of the day consists of 2 rookie quarterbacks. One being a soulless ginger from TCU Andy Dalton, who happens to be a beast at chuckin the rock. The other rookie is T.J Yates from North Carolina. Should be a promising showdown between the two. I have the Texans pulling this one off though… Arian Foster is too much of a beast in the running game to be stopped. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the match up i’m looking forward to. Two high powered offense’s ready to leave both defenses holdin their dicks. Here is another great quarterback match up with that poop stain face Drew Brees and Matthew Stafford who happens to look a hell of a lot like comedian T.J. Miller. No? Yes? Maybe? whatever I think he does. I have the Saint’s taking this one Brees is to niceeeeee (Loso voice) Beers and football today people, beers and football…..mmm gotta love them beers.